Rent's due. Fetch the saucepan. – Funny Current Affairs Card

This week’s news, turned into a card you can actually send. “Rent's due. Fetch the saucepan.” on the front, an original cartoon illustration (objects only: no real people, no logos), and a ready-written cheeky message inside, so the words are already taken care of.

Inside it reads: “In Spain they're banging pots and pans about the price of rent. In this house we just bang our heads on the fridge door. Happy housewarming / hang in there / you'll own a shed one day.”
There’s space for “To” and “From” so you can add a personal note.

What you get

• Instant download: A5 card PDF (front + inside)
• A4 fold-and-print sheet – print double-sided, fold once
• Print at home or at any print shop, ideally on card stock
• Matching animated e-card

Unofficial satire. Not affiliated with any person or organisation mentioned.

This is a digital download. No physical item will be posted.