Diesel's dearer than my personality – Funny Current Affairs Card

This week’s news, turned into a card you can actually send. “Diesel's dearer than my personality” on the front, an original cartoon illustration (objects only: no real people, no logos), and a ready-written cheeky message inside, so the words are already taken care of.

Inside it reads: “Diesel hit an all-time record this week. The G7 is releasing 100 million barrels to calm things down. I'm releasing this card. Equally important. Fill up on biscuits instead.”
There’s space for “To” and “From” so you can add a personal note.

What you get

• Instant download: A5 card PDF (front + inside)
• A4 fold-and-print sheet – print double-sided, fold once
• Print at home or at any print shop, ideally on card stock
• Matching animated e-card

Unofficial satire. Not affiliated with any person or organisation mentioned.

This is a digital download. No physical item will be posted.