Chelsea Banter Card – Twelve conceded. Defence optional.

Got a Chelsea fan in your life who needs taking down a peg (lovingly)? This bold, meme-style banter card has “Twelve conceded. Defence optional.” on the front, an original cartoon illustration in Chelsea home colours, and a ready-written cheeky message inside, so the words are already taken care of.

Inside it reads: “Five games, twelve goals let in, the back four's on a gap year. Still, plenty of entertainment for your money!”
There’s space for “To” and “From” so you can add a personal note.

What you get

• Instant download: A5 card PDF (front + inside)
• A4 fold-and-print sheet – print double-sided, fold once
• Print at home or at any print shop, ideally on card stock
• Matching animated e-card

Unofficial fan banter. Not affiliated with any club or the Premier League. No club badges or logos are used.

This is a digital download. No physical item will be posted.